So close

It's hard to think of things to post about when my life is as boring as it has been lately. All I can do it sit around twiddling my thumbs waiting for Target to finally call me and let me start working already.

It's really quite lame. They made me take a preemployment drug test two weeks ago now. They said I could be working at the end of the week. That was a LIE. They really meant in THREE weeks time. Maybe, assuming they get around to bringing me in for orientation this week.

I tried calling them the other day so I could get an update on what the hell is taking them so long. You know what they told me? "Sometimes certain people's tests take longer to process than others, your sample was particularly outstanding so we need to take more time in making sure we test it thoroughly."

Basically, my piss is outstanding.