24-48 hours

I called Target again today because I'm getting impatient. I asked about my drug test and they told me they are still waiting on the results, yay.

So I asked them "How long does it usually take the results to get back?"

"24-48 hours"

Whaaaat, I explained I've been waiting for 2 weeks now and she sounded surprised herself. She tried to transfer me so I could get some answers but then she told me they were going to email the drug testing company to see what's taking them so long.

Most people get past this step in less than 2 days? Really? I'm going on 3 weeks now dammit.